Feature: Top 10 perks that should be in Modern Warfare 3

Busted – When killed by a player using the “Blunt Trauma” or “Joint Ops” titles, a real-life police car is immediately dispatched to their house.

"It's funny because they put the words 'Joint' and 'Blunt' over a pot leaf. Plus, it lets everybody know that I like the weed!"

Call of the Battlefield – Get a kill-streak of 10 and you’re rolling in a tank!

Behold the power of a downloadable WWII game!

Die Harder – If some poor bastard’s stupid enough to use the Javelin glitch on you, your corpse will fire something slightly bigger–a nuke.

"Do it, punk. I dare ya."

GLAD – Whenever a player calls someone a “fag” in the pre-game lobby, your grenades will automatically track them for the rest of the match.

Look in the Mirror – When killed by a player using the “Voyeur” title, this game is sent to their door-step.

What do half-naked girls have to do with warfare, again?

No Russian – Infiltrate your enemy’s team only for them to execute you before you get to do anything cool.

If only...

Superpower – Become like the world’s superpower nations and mute the opinions of the meaningless peons you share the playing field with.

Time Machine – Takes you to a magical time in the future when players have control over their own servers and share content with each other in a thriving and dedicated community that’s adaptable, diverse, and independent.

"We're going in to rescue a dedicated server that Activision's got a real mad-on for."

VR – General Shepherd interrupts the other team’s leading player with a codec message saying, “I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors 61!”