Reactions: Ain’t no party like a Mass Effect party

The festivities kick off tomorrow with Mass Effect 2‘s “Alternate Appearance Pack,” because everybody knows you need to look your best at a party. For the ridiculous price of 160 MS Points (because let’s face it, BioWare has no right to be charging for character skins when they wouldn’t even let you customize your party members’ armor in the game) Jack gets some too-cool-for-school sunglasses and blue-jeans, Thane gets a very fine coat and some crotchless chaps, and Garrus gets his irrationally large neck-hole fixed up so he doesn’t look like he just crawled out of a flying-car accident.

When Shepard’s had enough of admiring his crew-mates’ new threads (that’s an ETA of April 6th) he’ll have the opportunity to aid a sexy space-thief in the “Kasumi’s Stolen Memory” DLC for the price of just one space-drink (roughly 560 Space-MS Points, or 7 Earth Bucks).

And when all the rookies pack it in and Shepard is looking for something to do, Space-Scientist Michio Kaku will get the after-party started. Let’s just hope Dr. Kaku doesn’t send the good Commander on a dark substance bender, because he has a universe to save soon.

Author: Cody