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Feature: Where were our favorite video game characters in high school?

With all of the world saving and other heroic deeds they’re known for now, it’s easy to forget that our favorite game characters were once regular old kids who went through the same traumatic high school experiences as the rest of us. Okay, so maybe that completely negates the canon of most of these franchises, but it’s still fun to think where Sub-zero fell in the social circle of that bizarre microcosm of life we call high school. So sit back, relax, and contemplate how horrible a person you are for all the bullying you surely would have inflicted upon the future heroes of pretty much any JRPG.

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Saturday, July 30th, 2011 Features No Comments

Feature: Top 10 most eligible bachelors/bachelorettes in gaming

Man, I really wish Wedding Crashers wasn’t on right now, because it’s making it very difficult to write this. But anyways, tomorrow is the annual celebration of over-priced chocolates, cards that a heartless corporation wrote for you, and misguided sexual adventures–pretty much everything that makes true love. But if you’re like me and Valentine’s Day is just another miserable day on the calendar, then you’ll probably just spend tomorrow with what you love most–video games. So in the spirit of being single on Valentine’s Day and having to relate it to video games because that’s our M.O. here at InsaneBear, I present to you a list of the top 10 most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes in the world of video games.

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Sunday, February 14th, 2010 Features 6 Comments

Reactions: So how does one become an assassin?


Well, apparently it involves being a hit with the ladies, having a father who claims to be a banker, and then having all your friends turn on you and try to murder your family. Guess that counts me out.

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Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 Reactions No Comments

Reactions: Assassin’s Creed 2 extravaganza!

Our new killer, Ezio Auditore de Firenz

Our new killer, Ezio Auditore de Firenz

According to various reports, this is what our new assassin in Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed 2 will look like. While the protagonist looks strikingly similar to Altair, his name is actually Ezio. Ezio is an Italian nobleman out to avenge the murder of his family.

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Friday, April 10th, 2009 Reactions 1 Comment
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