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Feature: Top 15 games I need to play before I die
How can I go on without experiencing breast physics!?!
Some people might get the impression that since I run a website about video games then I must know everything about them. I’d like to think I’m pretty knowledgeable, but the truth is that there a lot of classic games I’ve never even played before. This list is a look at some of the titles that slipped me by but have managed to stand the test of time and keep calling out to me. I’d like to try and play all of them before the great arcade cabinet that is life sucks all the quarters out of me. Hopefully publishers will humor my superficiality and do some HD-remakes!
Author: Cody
Feature: 11 video game characters I would not want to date
Being lonely and unwanted by the ladies sort of comes with the territory of being a gamer. So inevitably, we’ve all turned to the fantastical land of video games for hope. “If only I could find a girl like Jill Valentine. She’d appreciate me…appreciate me big time!” But would we really want to be going steady with gaming’s fairer sex? This list sort of makes being alone seem not half bad. Then again, I could have just listed off ten Fable II hookers and it would have been the greatest thing in the world. I mean, you marry those broads, and all they do is put out, take care of your neglected offspring, and shower you with gifts. And if you ever upset them, make-up sex is only a “Hat, Headband, Mustache” expression away!
Author: Cody
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