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Trailers: Ninja Gaiden 3 Multiplayer Trailer Introduces Some Interesting Concepts
“Falcon Dive to kill as a bird of prey,” “press circle to die with honor.” Pay attention all developers of gore-tastic multiplayer ninja games; these are the things that will make your game awesome. This trailer for Ninja Gaiden 3‘s multiplayer component looks absurdly awesome for sure, but does anybody really know what’s going on? I think I saw some invisible ninjas thrown in amongst all the blood as well. Yeah, that’s right, invisible, flame-throwing, falcon diving, ninjas. Let that sentence soak in for a second, and then get real excited about this game.
Author: Ryan
Trailers: Ninja Gaiden 3 story trailer
There seems to be some business about Ryu becoming a demon or something of the like. Sword-arms are all the rage these days. The greater question is whether or not our hero will develop some plump demon breasts with which to show off Team Ninja’s inevitable advancements to their industry leading jiggle technologies. Perhaps breasts will even become an integral part of this riveting, mature story. Or maybe Team Ninja’s just saving all the jigglies for the game’s new competitive multiplayer mode…
Author: CodyTrailers: Ninja Gaiden 3 teaser
Man, who ever is controlling Ryu in that video really sucks; I would have sliced that camera’s head off and moved on to the audio equipment in the time he was fooling around.
Author: CodyReactions: Metroid: Other M delayed
Well, hope you weren’t looking forward to Team Ninja’s re-envisioning of Metroid on June 27th, because GameSpot is reporting that the title as been pushed back to August 31st. At least Wii owners can still anticipate Super Mario Galaxy 2‘s May 23rd release date.
Author: CodyTrailers: Metroid: Other M looking very…Japanese
Seriously, do those people all use the same template for what a person’s supposed to look like? If your only glimpse of Japanese culture came from their video games, you’d have to think that every single person in the country had the same hair style and the face of a 12-year-old. What’s up with that? It’s down-right creepy. Is that the Japanese vision of an ideal person or something?
Author: CodyReactions: Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: Other M get dated
So, yeah…definitely looks like a Mario game…a Mario game that you can play starting May 23rd. And if plumbers aren’t your cup of tea, then maybe Metroid: Other M (really bad title) can wet your whistle come June 27th. It is nice to see Nintendo springing these releases on us so soon, but still…I just can’t seem to get excited.
Author: CodyRandom: Finally, the Sixaxis is good for something
I would be remiss in my duties as a game journalist if I didn’t let you guys in on this little nugget I found over at Kotaku (via IGN). Turns out that the departure of Ninja Gaiden designer and full-time creep Tomonobu Itagaki hasn’t tamed the strangely public sexual fantasies of Team Ninja. What am I talking about, you ask? Well, dear reader, the house that Dead or Alive built has finally gone bat-shit crazy and implemented the ground-breaking ability to directly control breast jiggle with the Sixaxis controller for the upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Goodbye Ryu, hello Rachel!
Author: Cody
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